Howitzers? That's cute

"Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7) 09/05/2013 at 13:50 • Filed to: None

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CKeffer > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/05/2013 at 13:53

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Think they're compensating for something?

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > CKeffer 09/05/2013 at 13:54

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Ask Uncle Adolf.

Casper > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/05/2013 at 13:54

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Yeah, but they never even really saw action. Gustav and Dora were more or less a proof of concept... considering they took a whole squad to just basically operate. I would have liked to see the Allies having a meeting over how to best destroy something the size of a house, made from solid steel, and was mobile though...

CKeffer > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/05/2013 at 13:56

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Lol, but seriously, I think a Marvin the Martian impression is required when firing this behemoth.

Brewman15 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/05/2013 at 13:58

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Someone said "How it's her"!

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/05/2013 at 14:01

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Howitz that?

505Turbeaux > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/05/2013 at 14:03

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that is a big ass gun, doesnt match up with 57 Megatons of blast though

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > 505Turbeaux 09/05/2013 at 14:05

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The Emperor of All Bombs. And to think it was a scaled down version of the intended weapon.

505Turbeaux > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/05/2013 at 14:07

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I think they meant to go for 100MT but realized 57 was basically enough for whatever you wanted to do...

William Byrd > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/05/2013 at 14:21

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"Sir we need to aim it to the South"

"Damnit lieutenant, then you're going to have to lay some more track"

HammerheadFistpunch > Brewman15 09/05/2013 at 14:35

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Thank you.

Kugelblitz > Casper 09/05/2013 at 16:03

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Barnes-Wallis would have figured it out. After all he blew up concrete dams, or his bombs did. One Grand Slam would complicate things.

Casper > Kugelblitz 09/05/2013 at 16:06

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If I remember right the solution was to just dump thermite down the barrels when they seized them.

ASheep > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 09/05/2013 at 19:20

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My Great-Uncle is an old Austrian man called Adolf... *tinfoil hat time*

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > ASheep 09/05/2013 at 19:28

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I guess that Walther must have jammed when he tried to off himself.

I'm running out of tin foil myself. Could you spot me some?